Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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