You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
