just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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