they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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