HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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