How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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