Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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