We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
please come you make the beer taste better
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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