Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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