operation harelip BJ is a go
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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