p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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