my soul wont recognize me after tonight
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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