we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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