Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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