Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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