How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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