he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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