he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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