Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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