david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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