He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm at about main and main street
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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