yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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