When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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