I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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