I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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