sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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