I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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