I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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