so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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