We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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