The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
