guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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