erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Randomize
