It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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