im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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