Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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