Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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