absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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