Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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