i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
