It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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