i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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