mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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