some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think i peed on brittanys purse
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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