i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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