The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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