he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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