He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
