Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
