We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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