Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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