When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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